mrs. officer.

we recently threw a huge party for James*, a friend of ours.

it was his birthday party,

and it ended up having 100+ people.

so of course,

the police showed up.

since there were minors in the house we didnt let them in.

massive amounts of alcohol makes the guys in my life stupid.

there was a woman officer standing outside of our backdoor.

and the birthday boy found it necessary to stand at the back door,

and sing, very loudly.

we all had to crack up when the words coming out of his mouth

were the lyrics to mrs officer by lil wayne.

in case you dont know the lyrics

here are a few.

"Doin a buck in the latest drop. I got stopped by a lady cop. She got me
thinking I can date a cop. Cause her uniform pants are so tight. She read me my
rights, She put me in the car, she cut off all the lights, She said I had the
right to remain silent. Now I got her hollering sounding like a siren."

it was definately my favorite drunk singing experience.

im surrounded by idiots.

*all names have been changed

age mix-up.

i had been drinking with Belia* and a few friends,

Alan* agreed to drive us home,

because there was no way in hell we could drive.

we took it upon ourselves to sing/scream at the top of our lungs,

because the voice of the intoxicated is a beautiful one,

at least to the person singing. : ]

we managed to distract him so much,

with our beautiful voices,

im sure,

that Alan was pulled over.

when asked why he was swerving he told the cop

that we had been singing at the top of our lungs,

and he was just trying to get us home safe.

the cop then asked Belia,

who was in the front seat,

how old she was.

she just sat there for about 90 seconds,

then finally said

"im sixteen."

now let me just tell you,

we were seventeen at the time.

so drunk&confused,

i sort of stumbled over my words,

and said "im seventeen."

it was like the lightbulb turned on,

Belia says, quite loudly,

"oh yeah! im seventeen too!"

the cop just gave Alan all his information back,

and said get these girls home safe.

maybe Belias stupidity was in our favor that time.

i am surrounded by idiots.

*all names have been changed